Soho Portico Home - Armoire Wardrobe Media Cabinet







Soho Portico Home - Armoire Wardrobe Media Cabinet

I like to call this armoire “The Monolith.” The song “Thus Spake Zarathustra” will start playing in your head as soon as you come within its presence. Fans of the film 2001: A Space Odyssey will know what I mean. :)

This very, very dark brown (almost black) armoire is in two pieces: the eight drawer set on the bottom and the TV cabinet on top.

The cabinet doors open wide but do not fold back. They could use some adjustment/tightening with a screwdriver.

There is a removeable shelf with space underneath for a blu-ray/dvd player, video game console, etc. There are holes in the back for wires to pass through.

This armoire had two previous owners and was moved four times before it made its way to me. As a consequence of careless movers, there are many small nicks (and a few small gouges) here and there.

Fortunately, this piece is made from solid wood, so these problem areas can be sanded, painted, and sealed by yourself or a professional furniture restorer. Or leave them and call it “character.” :)

Speaking of character, there is a fine craquelure on the surface of the piece. Not sure if this is due to age or by design.

80″ × 26.5″ × 47″

Comes from a smoke-free, child-free, pet-free, pest-free home.

Retailed for approx 2,200 with tax. Or was it 3,300 with tax? The person I bought it from wasn’t sure.

Yours for 300 firm. Cash and carry.

Sorry, but I cannot deliver. You will need two strong people to move the two pieces of this armoire. Note that I am on the third floor of a walkup.

No flakes, lowballers or scammers please!

Thanks for looking! :)

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Selling some pieces for a close friend who abruptly moved to LA for a job. Also doing a little bit of remodelling. :)


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